To be sung in the style of the Hollies

A Trio♠ of Cabinet Members
We’ll be true to you, yes we will,
We’ll be true to you, yes we will,
All your custom unions hopes we’ll fulfil.
We wouldn’t promise this to any other PM,
We’ll be true to you, yes we will.

The Prime Minister
This past few weeks, it’s all so clear to me
The way I’ll go is easy to see
My head is sure, you’re
The lot who’ll never score
And I’ll shaft each of you, yes I will.

Trio of Cabinet Ministers
(each trying to sing loudest)
I’ll be true to you, yes I will,
I’ll be true to you, yes I will,
All your post-Brexit hopes I’ll fulfil.
I’ve never promised this to any other gal,
I’ll be true to you, yes I will.

♠ the number could increase