Arlene and the Vandala’s

For DUP, the ERG is calling,
From vote to vote, and at election time,
Theresa’s goin’, and all the Tories flee-ing,
Tis you, tis you, must keep us in our prime!

And we’ll come back when ERG is in control,
And when our alliance is set in stone,
We will be here, but waiting in the shadows,
Oh ERG, oh ERG, we love you so!

And when we come, when ERG’s controlling,
And we’re alive, alive as we can be,
You’ll seek us our, where we are rock and rolling,
And kneel and say a hopeful prayer for we!

And we will hear, just how much that you’ll offer,
And all our dreams we hope you will fulfil,
If you agree to fill, brim-full, our coffers,
We’ll vote with you, for we all know the drill!
We’ll vote with you, for we all know the drill!