To be sung in the style of the Beach Boys

Well Eton boys are hip,
I used to dig that kit they wear,
And those Bullingdon chaps sat me on their laps!
They knocked me out when I went there,

The “naughty step remainers”
Really make me feel not right
And the DUP, would only talk money,
They kept their PM up all night

Chorus
I wish they all could be fervent Brexiteers
I wish they all could be fervent Brexiteers
I wish they all could be fervent Brexiteers

The LibDems claim the high ground, yep,
Although they are so few
And the Corbyn bunch are really “out to lunch”
They don’t seem to have clue!

I been around the whole UK
And I seen all kind of folk
Yeah, but I couldn’t wait to get to Maidenhead
Back to my only real safe vote!

Chorus
I wish they all could be fervent Brexiteers
I wish they all could be fervent Brexiteers
I wish they all could be fervent Brexiteers
(Repeat and fade)