Fat-bottomed Boys

Theresa M

Are you gonna vote for me tonight?
Are you gonna show me your green light?
Are you gonna ditch your principles?
Fat-bottomed boys,
You know you make the world go round!

I, was just a simple lass
Never mixed with any boys from upper class,
But I knew that it was wrong to spoil those crops,
I was all alone in his big field,
When I met him, I refused to yield,
I felt guilty, he made a bad girl out of me…

I’ve been trying hard to please,
In many capitals, I’ve been on my knees,
I’ve kissed every blue-chinned leader on the way,
But, their welcome and their smile,
Went all Pete Tong after a while,
Take me to them lovely ladies every time?

Are you gonna vote for me tonight?
Are you gonna deny your birthright?
Are you gonna put your trust in me?
Fat-bottomed boys,
You know you make the world go round!
Fat-bottomed boys,
You know you make the world go round!

Now, I got mortgages on both homes,
I also got interest on my loans,
Ain’t no decent blokes in this locality, I tell you,
Oh, but I still get my pleasure,
Philip is my greatest treasure,
Beans on toast, he gonna make in Maidenhead!

Are you gonna vote for me tonight?
Are you gonna vote for me despite
All the stupid thing you think I’ve done
Are you gonna put your trust in me?
Fat-bottomed boys,
You know you make the world go round!
Fat-bottomed boys,
You know you make the world go round!