To be sung in the style of the Dave Clark Five

The Government
We’re in pieces, bit and pieces,
We all need a thorough overhaul,
We’re in pieces, bits and pieces,
We’ve all lost sight of the ball!

The dispossessed – in the naughty corner
We’re in pieces, bits and pieces,
Since you sacked us, and we said goodbye,
We’re in pieces bits and pieces,
But you gave that Gove another try!

The Loyal Opposition
We’re in pieces, bits and pieces,
On the Brexit issue, all at sea
We’re in pieces, bits and pieces,
We don’t even have a policy…

The Liberal Democrats
Not in pieces, we’re not in pieces;
We know exactly what we want to do,
Not in pieces, we’re not in pieces,
Listen to the many, not the few!

The DUP
You’re in pieces, bits and pieces,
You rely on us to stay in power
Your in pieces, bits and pieces,
A hard border? It’s your fnal hour!

The SNP
You’re all in pieces, bits and pieces,
But the SNP knows what to do,
You’re in pieces bits and pieces,
You leave Europe and we’ll all leave you

The Whole House
We’re in pieces, bit and pieces,
Lots of factions centre, left and right,
We’re in pieces, bits and pieces,
Will the last to leave turn out the light….

We’re in pieces, bits and pieces…
(Repeat and fade…)