Our Government is two years plus, led by a charlatan,
We must spell out the words we know he doesn’t understand,
Like L-I-E or maybe C-H-E-A-T-E-R
But the words we’re hiding from him now,
Should lead to au revoir?

An S-C-A-N-D-A-L emerges every day,
He and J-A-C-O-B must soon be goin’ away,
We abhor them both and this for us will be H-E-L-L
We wish we could avoid an S-C-A-N-D-A-L

Watch him smirk, he’s cancelled Christmas as well as Boxing Day,
Pretends P-L-A-G-U-E spells out ‘have a fun day’.
So we spell out all hurting words we’re not allowed to speak,
But we can’t spell away the thoughts –
For Tories, they’re all bleak!

Another S-C-A-N-D-A-L could the last straw today
He and T-R-U-S-S should soon be goin’ away,
We abhor them all, as this, for us, could be the final bell
We wish we could avoid this S-C-A-N-D-A-L

Watch them all, in-teg-rit-y is not a word they see,
As they H-O-N-O-U-R their mates (all V-I-P).
We have to spell out all the words, sustain the mask-er-ade,
But we can-not show the red wall,
We’re coming to their aid.

Another S-C-A-N-D-A-L will the last straw today
He and D-R-A-A B must soon be goin’ away,
We abhor them all, as this, for us, could, yes, be the death knell
‘Less we avoid another S-C-A-N-D-A-L